What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...