A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...