blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...