Who is on First?
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Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Guide to Religions.
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Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...