Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...