Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
From another planet
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Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.