Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...