The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...