Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...