Paddy long legs!
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Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Howe 2 right gud
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Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...