The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink