Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...