Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...