Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...