Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...