Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...