Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...