Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...