Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...