Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?