God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Holiday Banana Bread
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From another planet
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I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...