Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...