Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...