Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...