Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...