CHOCOLATE
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Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...