Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...