How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Bad computer viruses
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Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
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It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...