glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...