Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...