What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...