Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...