Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...