A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...