A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...