Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...