Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...