Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...