Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...