Beltway Holdups
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Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Be Politically Correct With Women
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Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
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A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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Alphabet letters
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Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Daylight savings time
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