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|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...