From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....