Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...