Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...