No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...