What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...