One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...