A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...