Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...