Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...